They see him here, they see him there
They see that Trotter everywhere!
Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
That elusive Scarlet Pig’pernel.
Yes; Mr Trotter is no ordinary pig.
Pop him in a grassy ‘green room’ for an hour & he steals the show. Our Hero’s always hamming it up with trot on parts in Coronation Street since 2016,
And in Emmerdale, Doctors, Spiderman and Paddington 2!
Take that Del Boy
